HOT WET WHOOPYWIPES
Imagine having a hot wet cotton towelette, available on demand, right on your nightstand, to wipe away gels and lubes, restoring you to freshness.
Whoopy Wipes is a personal hygiene system that uses compressed wipes in a blister pack and a Dispenser that sprays hot water onto the expandible wipes. In just 40 seconds it delivers two steamy wipes, one for each of you. The wipes are presented on a tray, unfurled, and used to freshen up before and clean up after sex.
THE POWER OF HEAT FOR THE ULTIMATE CLEAN
Tired of using tissues that leave sticky residue behind? Or nasty flushables that are cold and loaded with chemicals? The best clean is hot water and a cloth. But warm facecloths mean getting out of bed, going to the bathroom, wasting water down the drain, waiting till it gets hot – KILLS the afterglow!
WhoopyWipes are delivered while still in bed, when you need them, two at a time, hot and wet. They are gentle, made of strong woven cotton that won’t tear or fall apart. They unfurl into large, durable towelettes that are biodegradable and trash can disposable.
PURE COTTON WIPES
Whoopywipes come in a dry, sealed blister pack to ensure they stay sanitary and body safe.
The all-natural plant-fibre wipes expand with HOT water so they are bacteria and fungus free with no additives or fragrances.
Most pre-saturated wipes are prone to micro-organism contamination due to the wet environment so they are treated with preservatives like isopropyl alcohol and methylisothiazolinone. Not on my sensitive private parts, thanks.
SEXUAL WELLNESS
Growing awareness of the role that sexual wellness plays in overall health and wellbeing, coupled with a lessening stigma towards adult novelty items and pleasure practices has spawned a new industry that aims to mainstream wellness-centric products and services.
Adoption rates are rising as consumers experiment with trending bands and playfully explore new product discoveries. It’s also notable that the desire of baby boomers to have a more active sex life and surveys showing that 48% of women experience feminine discomfort, vaginal dryness and painful sexual activity has increased the demand for personal lubricants and intimate wipes.
Whoopy Wipes is proud to introduce a product that elevates personal hygiene to a new level of cleanliness and convenience, redefining at-home care and advancing sexual wellness into broader categories like:
REIMAGINE PERSONAL HYGIENE
There are many ways to enjoy a hot, wet wipe at home. You’ll need a dispenser in just about every room of the house!
CROSS OVER USES
Any high-touch business that strives to enhance personalized customer service will offer a hot, wet wipe to guests for that first class experience, every time.
UBIQUITOUS USES
Whoopywipes is a new product category in the sexual wellness, consumer electronics, and disposable wipes markets. They are suitable everywhere – in homes, kinky locations, medical offices, healthcare facilities, hotels, restaurants, gyms and spas. From personal hygiene and adult novelty, to customer service and medical uses, Whoopy Wipes deliver superior cleanliness and ultimate convenience.
HOW IT WORKS
If you make coffee with a K-cup then you already know how!
Hot wet wipes are ready in 40 seconds, heated to 160º F and moistened with the precise amount of water so they aren’t soggy.Â
WHOOPYWIPES BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
Whoopywipes is an entirely new product category in the sexual wellness, consumer electronics and disposable wipes markets. The dispenser and hot wipes will be ubiquitous – in homes, medical offices, kinky locations, hotels, restaurants, gyms and spas. Join us as we launch our B2B sales strategy and let’s make Whoopy together!
Product Sales
The dispenser and the wipes in packages of various quantities will be sold online and in retail stores
Subscription Model
The wipes are consumable and disposable so setting up discreet monthly auto-shipment ensures recurring revenue
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White Label Partnerships
Established brands (like lubes, condoms, feminine care) can integrate Whoopy Wipes into their current product lines to immediately offer a complementary hygiene solution
Royalty Agreements
Businesses hosting Whoopy Wipes receive revenues from QR code-driven customer purchases (hotels, gyms, spas)
Affiliate Marketing
Social media influencers, adult entertainment personalities, and online video chat stars who drive sales will be compensated for their promotion
Medical Sales
Companies that sell ultrasound devices to OBGYN/Urologist/Proctology can now offer a dispenser and wipes that clean up the gels that make their products work better.
In-office dispensing
Practitioners and doctors are selling products that they recommend to their patients directly from their consultation rooms. New discoveries and trending brands are conveniently sold same day and onsite
MEET THE IP OWNERS
A decade of development, two dispenser models (manual and automated), patented and trademarked. Not bad for these garage geeks.
OUR STORY
How it all began - The moment Keurig met good and clean and fresh.
PRE-ORDER / CONTACT US
Thank you for choosing the Whoopywipes dispenser and cotton towelettes!  Please fill in the Pre-Order Form below.
We will contact you as soon as the product is available for shipment to discuss pricing, and collect mailing address and payment details.Â
If you have a general product question or would like to connect, please use this form and we will respond promptly
16835 Algonquin, #200,
Huntington Beach, CA 92649
Email: melanie@whoopywipes.com
Patent Number: US 11,547,251
Whoopy Wipes is a registered trademark.
Copyright 2025 | Whoopywipes™ | All Rights Reserved
WHOOPYWIPES BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
Hardware Sales
One-time Dispenser purchases (retail/ecommerce)
Recurring Revenue
Consumable single-use wipes (retail/ecommerce)
White Label Partnerships
Enabling established brands to integrate Warmwipes into their product lines, creating complementary hygiene solutions
Royalty Agreements
Businesses hosting Warmwipes receive commissions from QR code-driven customer purchases (hotels, gyms, spas)
Affiliate Marketing
Commissions for social media influencers and adult entertainment personalities who drive sales
Medical Sales
Distribution through healthcare representatives
WHOOPYWIPES
Whoopywipes Inc. offers a patented hot towelette Dispenser that delivers warm, sterile wipes in 45 seconds at the touch of a button.
Our versatile device serves multiple settings (homes, hotels, medical offices) and purposes (personal hygiene, baby care, makeup removal). This creates a new product category in both consumer electronics and disposable wipes.
The global wipes market ($12.52B in 2023) is projected to reach $19.33B by 2030. As a "cross-over product," Whoopywipes targets diverse markets: residential, healthcare, hospitality, commercial, and adult products.
We seek investment to complete manufacturing design following successful Beta testing and to build inventory for initial orders, establishing Whoopywipes
as a household essential.
CROSS OVER USES
Hotels
Nightstands in hotel rooms
Point of Care
Wipe away gels during proctology exams, maintain cleanliness in hospital sterile environments, and freshen up before and after OBGYN pap smears
Hospitality
On tables at restaurants to clean hands. In cloakrooms for added hygiene
Celebration Gifts
In gift shops as novelty items - ideal for bridal showers, weddings, and anniversary presents.
WHOOPYWIPES
Whoopywipes Inc. offers a patented hot towelette Dispenser that delivers warm, sterile wipes in 45 seconds at the touch of a button.
Our versatile device serves multiple settings (homes, hotels, medical offices) and purposes (personal hygiene, baby care, makeup removal). This creates a new product category in both consumer electronics and disposable wipes.
The global wipes market ($12.52B in 2023) is projected to reach $19.33B by 2030. As a "cross-over product," Warm Wipes targets diverse markets: residential, healthcare, hospitality, commercial, and adult products.
We seek investment to complete manufacturing design following successful Beta testing and to build inventory for initial orders, establishing Warm Wipes as a household essential.
Side-by-side steamy hot, wet wipes
are presented to you in the tray
(like a CD player ejector).
Drawer tracts to close.
Retracts to close.
Lift up the logo lever to remove
and discard the empty cartridge.
The refill icon will appear
on the touch screen
when the reservoir is depleted
Water is poured into the reservoir.
Lift up the logo lever and drop
in a 2 pack cartridge of
compressed wipes.
Close firmly to punch
the wipes into the dispenser.
This action starts the cycle.
Dispenser heats the water, hydrates,
and expands two towelettes
at the perfect temperature within
45 seconds.
HOW IT WORKS
Water is poured into the reservoir.
Lift up the logo lever and drop
in a 2 pack cartridge of
compressed wipes.
Close firmly to punch
the wipes into the dispenser.
This action starts the cycle.
Dispenser heats the water, hydrates,
and expands two towelettes
at the perfect temperature within
45 seconds.
Side-by-side steamy hot, wet wipes
are presented to you in the tray
(like a CD player ejector).
Drawer retracts to close.
Lift up the logo lever to remove
and discard the empty cartridge.
The refill icon will appear
on the touch screen
when the reservoir is depleted.
GET IN TOUCH
Thank you for visiting our website. To download the flyer, please click here. To request artifacts like Warmwipes operations videos, mechanical animations, schematics, 3D printing files, or CAD drawings, please connect with us below or send an email to warmwipes@gmail.com. We are happy to discuss prototype demos, NDAs, and IP submission policies in the next stage.
PRE-ORDER
Thank you for choosing our wipes and dispenser! Please fill in the Pre-Order Form below. We will contact you as soon as Warmwipes are available for shipment to collect payment details and mailing address. Pricing will be given at that time.
BUSINESS PROPOSALS
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AFFILIATE INCOME
Hardware Sales
One-time Dispenser purchases (retail/ecommerce)
Recurring Revenue
Consumable single-use wipes (retail/ecommerce)
White Label Partnerships
Enabling established brands to integrate Warmwipes into their product lines, creating complementary hygiene solutions
Royalty Agreements
Businesses hosting Warmwipes receive commissions from QR code-driven customer purchases (hotels, gyms, spas)
Affiliate Marketing
Commissions for social media influencers and adult entertainment personalities who drive sales
Medical Sales
Distribution through healthcare representatives
HOW IT WORKS
Water is poured into the reservoir.
Lift up the logo lever and drop
in a 2-blister pack of
compressed wipes.
Close firmly to punch
the wipes into the dispenser.
This action starts the cycle.
Dispenser heats the water, hydrates,
and expands two towelettes
at the perfect temperature within
45 seconds.
Side-by-side steamy hot, wet wipes
are presented to you in the tray
(like a CD player ejector).
Drawer retracts to close.
Lift up the logo lever to remove
and discard the empty blister pack.
The refill icon will appear
on the touch screen
when the reservoir is depleted.