HOT WET WHOOPYWIPES
Imagine having a hot wet cotton towelette, available on demand, right on your nightstand, to wipe away gels and lubes, restoring you to freshness.
Whoopy Wipes is a personal hygiene system that uses compressed wipes in a blister pack and a Dispenser that sprays hot water onto the expandible wipes. In just 40 seconds it delivers two steamy wipes, one for each of you. The wipes are presented on a tray, unfurled, and used to freshen up before and clean up after sex.
THE POWER OF HEAT FOR THE ULTIMATE CLEAN
Tired of using tissues that leave sticky residue behind? Or nasty flushables that are cold and loaded with chemicals? The best clean is hot water and a cloth. But warm facecloths mean getting out of bed, going to the bathroom, wasting water down the drain, waiting till it gets hot – KILLS the afterglow!
WhoopyWipes are delivered while still in bed, when you need them, two at a time, hot and wet. They are gentle, made of strong woven cotton that won’t tear or fall apart. They unfurl into large, durable towelettes that are biodegradable and trash can disposable.
PURE COTTON WIPES
Whoopywipes come in a dry, sealed blister pack to ensure they stay sanitary and body safe.
The all-natural plant-fibre wipes expand with HOT water so they are bacteria and fungus free with no additives or fragrances.
Most pre-saturated wipes are prone to micro-organism contamination due to the wet environment so they are treated with preservatives like isopropyl alcohol and methylisothiazolinone. Not on my sensitive private parts, thanks.
SEXUAL WELLNESS
Growing awareness of the role that sexual wellness plays in overall health and wellbeing, coupled with a lessening stigma towards adult novelty items and pleasure practices has spawned a new industry that aims to mainstream wellness-centric products and services.
Adoption rates are rising as consumers experiment with trending bands and playfully explore new product discoveries. It’s also notable that the desire of baby boomers to have a more active sex life and surveys showing that 48% of women experience feminine discomfort, vaginal dryness and painful sexual activity has increased the demand for personal lubricants and intimate wipes.
Whoopy Wipes is proud to introduce a product that elevates personal hygiene to a new level of cleanliness and convenience, redefining at-home care and advancing sexual wellness into broader categories like:
REIMAGINE PERSONAL HYGIENE
There are many ways to enjoy a hot, wet wipe at home. You’ll need a dispenser in just about every room of the house!
CROSS OVER USES
Any high-touch business that strives to enhance personalized customer service will offer a hot, wet wipe to guests for that first class experience, every time.
HOW IT WORKS
If you make coffee with a K-cup then you already know how!
Hot wet wipes are ready in 40 seconds, heated to 160º F and moistened with the precise amount of water so they aren’t soggy.
WHOOPYWIPES BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
Whoopywipes is an entirely new product category in the sexual wellness, consumer electronics and disposable wipes markets. The dispenser and hot wipes will be ubiquitous – in homes, medical offices, kinky locations, hotels, restaurants, gyms and spas. Join us as we launch our B2B sales strategy and let’s make Whoopy together!
Product Sales
The dispenser and the wipes in packages of various quantities will be sold online and in retail stores
Subscription Model
The wipes are consumable and disposable so setting up discreet monthly auto-shipment ensures recurring revenue
White Label Partnerships
Established brands (like lubes, condoms, feminine care) can integrate Whoopy Wipes into their current product lines to immediately offer a complementary hygiene solution
Royalty Agreements
Businesses hosting Whoopy Wipes receive revenues from QR code-driven customer purchases (hotels, gyms, spas)
Affiliate Marketing
Social media influencers, adult entertainment personalities, and online video chat stars who drive sales will be compensated for their promotion
Medical Sales
Companies that sell ultrasound devices to OBGYN/Urologist/Proctology can now offer a dispenser and wipes that clean up the gels that make their products work better.
In-office dispensing
Practitioners and doctors are selling products that they recommend to their patients directly from their consultation rooms. New discoveries and trending brands are conveniently sold same day and onsite
MEET THE IP OWNERS
A decade of development, two dispenser models (manual and automated), patented and trademarked. Not bad for these garage geeks.
OUR STORY
How it all began – The moment Keurig met good and clean and fresh.
PRE-ORDER / CONTACT US
Thank you for choosing the Whoopywipes dispenser and cotton towelettes! Please fill in the Pre-Order Form below.
We will contact you as soon as the product is available for shipment to discuss pricing, and collect mailing address and payment details.
If you have a general product question or would like to connect, please use this form and we will respond promptly
16835 Algonquin, #200,
Huntington Beach, CA 92649
Email: melanie@whoopywipes.com
Patent Number: US 11,547,251
Whoopy Wipes is a registered trademark.
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